The Rejection

Lets get this straight YOU WILL BE REJECTED. Not every girl will be swooning over you, simple facts of life. If a girl does not answer you the first time do not message her 50 thousand times. A. You look desperate B. You are going to annoy her C. You look like an idiot D. She isn't going to like you just because you keep messaging her. So if a girl doesn't respond move on. Trust me it's not the not of the world. Also if she doesn't answer don't freak out on her calling her stupid names, you are not in high school and if you are get off the site. Seriously though you look like a total ass if you say I didn't want to talk to you anyway or some derivative of that.

You're not a rap star lose the shades!

Why do guys feel the need to wear there sunglasses in 99.9% of their pictures. It is not sunny in your bathroom and your iPhone flash isn't that bright lose the dam sunglasses! Unless your first name is Two and your last name is Chainz you have no excuse. You just look like a tool and we don't want you to look like a tool. Plus people look so much different with and without sunglasses. Sunglasses can make the most ugly guy look like Channing Tatum and I'm gonna bet money you're not Channing Tatum... So what can you take from all of this take off your dam shades!!!!

The Picture: Don't Be a Tool

Macho macho man I don't wanna a macho man. Ok maybe girls do, but we don't need you to lead with your muscles. Trust me girls know if you have muscles or not by a basic picture. Stop flexing your arms in your bathroom mirror with the flash of your iPhone covering your face. The main thing we are trying to see is your face we don't care if you can flex your arms until your veins pop out. Also do not lift your shirt up in your pictures, you honestly look like a tool. I had been messaged by a guy who had his profile picture of himself in his bathroom lifting up his shirt. I had made a sarcastic comment about the picture he compared it to being on the beach. Lets stop right there if you think snapping a picture of yourself shirtless in your bathroom is the same thing as walking down the beach you should seriously rethink a few things because honey you are wrong. There is a huge difference. So many girls will skip you just because they think you are an absolute tool bag...which maybe you but attests pretend that you are not.

Attention All Boys

Welcome to "Ain't Your Mama's Dating Game" were you can find out what you are doing wrong in your search for a relationship online. It's easy to make mistakes online because you are not seeing people's reactions...well maybe the lack of messages in your inbox might be a sign. This is for the guys...even if you think you might be doing it right, most likely you are wrong. I'm not just saying that it's not your fault it's your nature. Trust me girls make the same mistakes. Look at this as the inside scoop, behind enemy lines to find out what to do and what not to do when trying to pick up a girl online.